Michelin Man Turns Eskimo

Scarcely more than two weeks have elapsed since pulling out the puffy winter coat. I just had to zip on the hood which makes me look like an Eskimo; it's the only way to keep warm in this wind. Temperatures in the 10-day forecast are projected to be significantly below normal. If this is any indication, it looks like this year will be much worse than last, which was ridiculously mild. How nice for me; last year I had to be here the entire winter. This year I'll be in India during all of January!