From the Mouths of Babes

I have it straight from a 27-year-old, the topic being mature women:

"They are like a nice glass of whiskey, without any ice... And younger ones are like frappuccino with lots of chocolate sauce and cream and all that nonsense stuff on it."

Truer words were never spoken: there's something for everyone out there! Which is really quite nice, if you think about it.

And yes, I admit it, I've been trolling Craig's List again. Only briefly. But then it only ever takes a few deft flicks of the wrist to get me into trouble...