Metamorphosis

Katchitize (v.) — to befuddle straight men with an excess of exuberant but ambiguously undirected sexuality; also, to poke gentle fun at said men, either simultaneously or subsequently, with non-male or non-straight friends. E.g., thinking he'd found the woman of his dreams, he instead realized he'd been katchitized. [Proper attribution is due -- http://pleite.wordpress.com/2007/12/06/ise/].