Honest man seeks faithless slut - 29
Datum: 2012-09-04, 5:17PM CEST
jgnrt-3249189843@pers.craigslist.org
It occurred to me recently that I've been pretty lucky in my past
relationships -- not incredibly lucky, mind you, being 29 and single,
but lucky enough to have avoided most of the things that people call
"relationship drama": infidelity, lying, emotional manipulation,
on-again-off-again nonsense, and so on. I've never cheated, never told
someone I hate them when I really love them (or vice versa), hardly ever
even raised my voice. People who should know tell me that hate sex and
revenge sex and things like that are great, but I've never done them and
never even been motivated to try. You know, the kinds of relationships
that people have in novels and films and things. As a result I kind of
feel like I'm missing out on something.
So, if you're the type of girl who thinks escalation is a good solution
to conflict and mind games are a good way to get what you want, if you
can't resist hurting people to keep them from getting too close, if
you're familiar with using your body to get things you want, if the one
thing you want above all is attention, if you're incapable of respecting
anyone who respects you, if you still sleep with your exes even though
you can't stand them, if the path of your love life has been a trail of
broken hearts (yours and theirs)...
Be my girlfriend.
6 comments:
Sí, debo admitir que esta vez me quedó muy bien la charada. Yo mismo estoy muy satisfecho.
Wracking my brains trying to think who speaks English and Spanish fluently enough to have produced both this comment and the original ad. Scanning the databanks... Searching...
Now I am most certainly intrigued. THANKS for brightening my day with this most unexpected and delicious morsel!
Love what you are doing with the blog man!
How odd to find my ad reblogged here - and how infinitely odder to find someone pretending in Spanish to have written it. Truth may not be stranger than fiction, but it sure is odd.
Fascinating!
Also, you were essentially correct in your assessment that am not in any way prepared to actually find what it was I am looking for. I don't know what I was thinking.
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