Honest man seeks faithless slut - 29
Datum: 2012-09-04, 5:17PM CEST
It occurred to me recently that I've been pretty lucky in my past relationships -- not incredibly lucky, mind you, being 29 and single, but lucky enough to have avoided most of the things that people call "relationship drama": infidelity, lying, emotional manipulation, on-again-off-again nonsense, and so on. I've never cheated, never told someone I hate them when I really love them (or vice versa), hardly ever even raised my voice. People who should know tell me that hate sex and revenge sex and things like that are great, but I've never done them and never even been motivated to try. You know, the kinds of relationships that people have in novels and films and things. As a result I kind of feel like I'm missing out on something.
So, if you're the type of girl who thinks escalation is a good solution to conflict and mind games are a good way to get what you want, if you can't resist hurting people to keep them from getting too close, if you're familiar with using your body to get things you want, if the one thing you want above all is attention, if you're incapable of respecting anyone who respects you, if you still sleep with your exes even though you can't stand them, if the path of your love life has been a trail of broken hearts (yours and theirs)...
Be my girlfriend.